老友记英语字幕Word版第一季第一集

　　老友记英语字幕Word版第一季第一集

　　happy. 《老友记》第一季第一集 莫妮卡的新室友 - No you don't. - No I don't, 中央咖啡馆

　　There's nothing to tell! to hell with her, she left me! He's just some guy I work with! And you never knew she was a lesbian... C'mon, you're going out with the guy! No!! Okay?!

　　There's gotta be something wrong with him! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? So does he have a hump? A hump and a She didn't know, how should I know? hairpiece? Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Wait, does he eat chalk? Did I say that out loud?

　　Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through Alright Ross, look. what I went through with Carl You're feeling a lot of pain right now. Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a You're angry. You're hurting. date. Can I tell you what the answer is? It's just two people going out to dinner Strip joint!

　　and not having sex. C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! Sounds like a date to me. I don't want to be single, okay? Alright, so I'm back in high school, I just...I just wanna be married again! I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria And I just want a million dollars! and I realize I am totally naked. Rachel?!

　　Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Oh,God, Monica, hi! Thank God! Then I look down, and I realize there's a I just went to your building and you weren't phone there

　　there. and then this guy with a big hammer said you - Instead of...? - That's right. might be here

　　- Never had that dream. - No. and you are, you are!

　　All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. - Can I get you some coffee? - De-Caff And it turns out it's my mother, Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, which is very-very weird because- another Lincoln High survivor. she never calls me! This is everybody, this is Chandler, Hi. and Phoebe, and Joey,

　　This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. and you remember my brother Ross? Are you okay, sweetie? - Hi, sure! - Hi.

　　I just feel like someone reached down my So you wanna tell us now throat or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? grabbed my small intestine, Oh, God...well,

　　pulled it out of my mouth it started about a half hour before the wedding. and tied it around my neck... I was in the room where we were keeping all Cookie? the presents,

　　Carol moved her stuff out today and I was looking at this gravy boat. - Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! When all of a sudden

　　No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Sweet 'n' Lo?

　　I'll be fine, alright? I realized that I was more turned on Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very by this gravy boat than by Barry!

　　And then I got really freaked out, here with Monica...

　　and that's when it hit me: Well, maybe that's my decision. how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!

　　familiar, Just breathe, breathe...that's it. but... Just try to think of nice calm things... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, Rain drops on roses and rabbits and kittens and I started wondering bluebells and sleighbells and something with who am I doing mittens...

　　this for?These are a few...

　　So anyway I just didn't know where to go, I'm all better now. and I know that you and I have kinda drifted I helped!

　　apart, Okay, look, this is probably for the best, but you're the only person I knew y'know?

　　who lived here in the city. Independence. Taking control of your life. Who wasn't invited to the wedding. And hey, you need anything, you can always Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an come to Joey.

　　issue... Me and Chandler live across the hall. Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big And he's away a lot.

　　pipe organ, Joey, stop hitting on her!

　　and she's really not happy about it. It's her wedding day! Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! What, like there's a rule or something? I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Please don't do that again, it's a horrible Well, it matters to me! sound.

　　Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. It's, uh, it's Paul. I say push her down the stairs. Buzz him in.

　　Push her down the stairs! Push her down the - Who's Paul? - Paul the Wine Guy, Paul? stairs! Push her down the stairs! Maybe.

　　C'mon Daddy, listen to me! Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight It's like, it's like, all of my life, is with Paul the Wine Guy?

　　everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! - He finally asked you out? - Yes! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. And today I just stopped and I said, Rach, wait, I can cancel...

　　'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? Please, no, go, that'd be fine! What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to or a hat! stay?

　　No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, That'd be good... I'm saying I am a ha- - Really? - No, go on! It's a metaphor, Daddy! It's Paul the Wine Guy!

　　You can see where he'd have trouble. Hi, come in! Paul, this is... Look Daddy, it's my life. ...everybody, everybody, this is Paul. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. - Hey! Paul! - Hello!

　　Well, I guess we've established who's staying Hi! The Wine Guy! I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was - Oh my God! - I know, I know, I'm such an it? idiot.

　　Okay, sit down. Two seconds. I guess I should have caught on when Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That she started going to the dentist four and five can't be good. times a week.

　　So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to I mean, how clean can teeth get? tonight? My brother's going through that right now, Well, I was kinda supposed to be he's such a mess.

　　headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so How did you get through it? nothing! Well, you might try accidentally breaking Right, you're not even getting your something valuable of hers,

　　honeymoon, God.. - say her... - ...leg?

　　No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... That's one way! Me, I- talk about your I went for the watch. big lizards... You actually broke her watch?

　　Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... tonight, I know you probably think that this is all about Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me what I said the other day about you making put together my new furniture. love with your socks on,

　　Yes, and we're very excited about it. but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I just... Well actually thanks, Hi, machine cut me off again... but I think I'm just gonna hang out here anyway...look, look,

　　tonight. You know what the scariest part is? - It's been kinda a long day. - Okay, sure. What if there's only one woman for everybody, Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help? y'know?